Barney: And stop shouting! You're scaring Cottontail...
Ted: You named the rabbit?
Barney: You took longer to get here than I thought. We bonded, I'm keeping her!
Marshall: Hey, Ted said that right before the accident, his life flashed before his eyes. You know, all the stuff he loves. Did that happen to you?
Barney: Oh, yeah.
Lily: I know what he saw: boobs.
Lily: And money.
Lily: A suit of money.
Marshall: A suit of boobs. A giant boob wearing a suit of money.
Lily: And the boob is lactating scotch.
Marshall: I guess that's pretty much everything you love, right?
Barney: Yeah, pretty much.
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It’s just between the shore, work, packing for school, the earthquake, moving into school, and now this hurricane I’ve been busy busy busy. Right now 4 out of my 6 roomies are having a sleepover in our extra room and my roomie and I are just chillin on our computers debating whether we’re going to fall asleep or just wait up until 4 when this hurricane is supposed to be getting...
Hurricane/Tornado warning in the Delaware Valley
phantasmagoricaldreams: Whateva. Let’s just sit this through.